It took me a moment to realize
death of a bachelor is a good song
it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat
every time i blindly slide the usb-c cable against the lip of my ipad looking for the tiny charge port, metal scraping against metal in my dark bedroom
i think of that stupid fucking sherlock scene every goddamn time
Every time
If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

“
No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’
And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“
He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end
Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more.
And this is why we need more black doctors.




